8 definitions by Chris Cliche
by Chris Cliche April 13, 2004
smarmy little korean who plays half-life: counterstrike at netcafes all day and night. he subsists almost entirely on a diet of shrimp crackers and other shit with way too much salt or way too much sugar. he wears big, wrap around mirrored sunglasses and may drive a souped up honda civic or something similar. there is no female variety.
by Chris Cliche July 17, 2004
(n.) a sexual act that becomes necessary when a) the girl is on top and b) she is not being energetic enough to fufill the frictionary needs of the male. the male takes bodily hold of her and actually works her up and down by his own muscular power
she was flopping around like a fish on dry land, so i had to execute the old pomeranian grenadier on her
by Chris Cliche July 13, 2004
(n.) celebratory event held in the southern United States and possibly featuring some of the following: home-brewed hooch, straw hat, people 'dipping' socially, banjo, air boat, shotgun, confederate flag. interestingly enough, it tends to be wild, uninhibited and dionysian despite the socially conservative views of most of its participants
how 'bout 'dat hootenanny?
by Chris Cliche July 12, 2004
(n.) 1. something that is considered by many to be very sexy and/or boss. 2. synonym for the word "thing"
by Chris Cliche July 17, 2004
(adj.)applied to one's music taste; the taste in question shows signs of having been artifically contrived (probably for ostentatious and poseurly purposes) not by actually listening to the music that makes it up, but by random surfing on certain websites that list bands connected by similarities in sound and genre.
by Chris Cliche July 13, 2004