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Chrijism (Chri-Jizz-um)

A religion that is founded upon the dislike of physical activity, work, or any actual effort in any field. In which every day is a religious holiday including Abalabonica and Rotomoflailgica. It is believed in this religion that in 19234 b.c Humanity was created by a form a man named Dr.Blaaagh and since that day, he has been minding humanity, and occasionally creating natural disasters just to spice things up.
Johnothan: Hey man, how come you never do ANYTHING?

Billy Bob: Coz' Im a Chrijismist/Chrijislamic/Chrijismalite/

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