The act of watching the Jerry Springer (or other funny, yet tragic) show to feel better about yourself.
Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.
Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat
and dumped her ass before she got preggo
with a bastard child
. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle
with a gay midget
and a tranny
Hulk Hogan lookalike.
Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy
Guy: Works wonders...
When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.
The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.
Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut
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