1 definition by China, Vag, Peppermint Patty

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when you donkey punch a girl, knocking her out, then shave her head while quickly ejaculating onto her bald dome, then use the semen to glue the hair back on before she regains consciousness.
Dude, i straight up gave that bitch a Happy Nate last night.
by China, Vag, Peppermint Patty November 26, 2007

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