2 definitions by Chiliboy

Top Definition
When a woman's time of the month makes her extremely grumpy/angry/hungry. Inspired by "Modern Family".
Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.
by ChiliBoy March 07, 2012
A "Calie" is a female that whines whenever they want something from you.

Often a "Calie" also acts like a "dumb blond" in that many of the things she will ask you to do, she could just as easily do herself.

In a whining voice, someone that would rather ask you to do something rather than use their own brain to figure it out.
Fran: Ahhhhh Mick, My finger hurts. Can you shake some salt on my fries? Oh, please, please.... Seeeee, my finger... oooh. Seeee. It hurts.

Mick: Oh stop being a "Calie". Use your other hand!
by Chiliboy May 20, 2008

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