The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.
Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.
I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.
Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!
The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.
To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.
Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
When a woman shoves a stick of butter into her cooch, letting it sit inside for a reasonable amount of time until it has melted. Then once melted, continues by draining the mess of vaginal juices and butter out of her while standing over one's bowl of popcorn.
Mmmmm dude this popcorn is excellent! What kind is it?
I'm not really sure? My mom calls it Orville Douchenbacher, but I have no clue why. She says its her secret recipe. Whatever it is though, its pretty damn tasty.
The best kind of shirt to wear during summer.
V-necks are most excellent for summer time as they not only provide style, but also comfortability and coolness as a regular t-shirt can be constricting on hot days.
Damn that guy is rockin' a deep Summer V. Should have worn mine today because its so god damn hot!