1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back
down) thus creating
with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls
off and wondering why you feel a breeze.
1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"
in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your
, girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.