2 definitions by Cheung

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A person who is a penis. It is traditionally used to describe somebody who is acting in a silly way.

"Why don't you go and fuck off out of my face you stupid Helmut".

"Fancy going out sarging tonight helmut?"
by Cheung August 21, 2006

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Decay in between your teeth that resembles an accidentally lodged peppercorn left over from a meal. Typically black and dirty looking teeth.
Waiter: "excuse me madam, but you seem to have a peppercorn stuck in your front molar"

Lady: "that's not a peppercorn, that is my tooth. Leave me alone you fag!"
by Cheung August 23, 2006

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