The muck muck is an ellusive creature native only to the south eastern region of the United States. Found prominatly in trailer parks of off dirt roads. The muck muck is rarely seen without it's signature beverage (beer) and dip stain on it's shirt. The female muck muck is known for it's bare feet, pregnant gut, and black eye. Poor dental hygene is common in both male and females. Approach with caution.
go to your local trailer park and find a muck muck.