2 definitions by Chester Copperpott

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A minor injury made out to be a major injury by a needy, lonely or otherwise emotionally insecure person.
Pete: Take a look at my hand doc, its clearly broken in like 5 places...
Doctor: You've hyperextended your little finger
Pete: I'm in agony man. Luckily I have a high pain threshold.
Doctor: You and your whinjury are wasting my time
Pete: Jeez, this is worse than the time I had that stroke
Doctor: That was indigestion. Get out.
by Chester Copperpott July 30, 2009

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To waste a colossal amount of money on something pointless, derived from the building of a giant model of train out of bricks in Darlington, England, at huge expense
Dude: What was I thinking investing in that pyramid scheme?
Other dude: Dunno, but you totally brick trained all your savings
by Chester Copperpott July 30, 2009

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