The act of, or addiction to, abbreviating everything you say.
Mmmmm, this ho-cho is delish!
Quit your breevin' it's driving me nuts!
Someone who, after the occurence of a minor earthquake, takes it upon themself to check every website, newspaper, and TV station, for news on the said earthquake and pass the info on to friends or anyone else who will listen for that matter, and perceives it as a major historical event.
Person 1: Hey, I think my house shook last night. Weird hey?
Persone 2: It totally did dude, I checked the news, google and radio it was a 2.1. No major injuries or damage were sustained.
Person 1: Cara, you're a total quakemeister.