2 definitions by Chell

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.
1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.
by Chell March 25, 2007
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this is the best person to have sex with. All about the good shit in the bed like bondage, and if your just a vanilla well then still good. She is your girlfriend my guy
Daniel: Henpai is the best in the bed dude I swear.

Alex: That a gay ass lie. You know you only like her cause of the bondage.

Daniel: That's what makes it so good My dude.
by Chell December 14, 2018
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