3 definitions by Cheesewhiff

Top Definition
Noun.

1. m. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.

2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.

3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of Doom.

4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.
"Blimey, that bird I had last night was a right Gollum. She must be medically trained, checking my prostrate out like that."
by Cheesewhiff January 16, 2006
A condition where women are not interested in a man's willy unless he can keep her in Prada. Epidemic in some parts of London.

Not to be confused with Prader-Willi syndrome - http://www.thearc.org/faqs/pwsynd.html
"I think my luck's in there, mate."
"No chance. She's got Prada-Willy syndrome, she has."
by Cheesewhiff January 16, 2006
A softening of the word cunt which might be used in polite society or in front of children. Meaning: a habitual bastard who will go out of their way to make your life a misery.
My neighbour is a total chunt. He parked across my drive yesterday.
by Cheesewhiff January 16, 2006

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×