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1 definition by Cheese Flower

 
1.
A person who has almost no apps on their iPhone or iPad, and knows next to nothing about the latest and coolest apps.
Brian: Don't you have that app?

Rose: Are you kidding? I'm such an apptard - I've never even heard of that one!
by Cheese Flower April 28, 2010