1 definition by CheerHater56

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An anorexic whore who wears an extremely short skirt and top (which is NOT flattering to the body) and jumps up and down like a deranged chipmunk while screaming "GO TEAM GO!" trying to get the crowd pump up, when, in actuality the crowd is praying for the day they'll just shut up so they can ACTUALLY watch the game. They do jumps such as the X jump, toe touch, the pencil, Tuck, Hurdler, Herkie, Pike, Double nine, power jump, and the Russian. Now these jump look all cutsie-wootsie and what not, but they are not difficult. Cheer leading is NOT a sport. They practice about 2 hours every 2 days, and all they do is either paint posters to hang in school or talk shit about some innocent girl because they have nothing better to do in the pathetic lives. And they try to sound cool by saying "were a sport because we lift people" last time i checked most people with a little direction can do this! i would know because i was a cheerleader who had to deal with this bullshit. Cheerleaders join the Cheer team either A. they didn't make the dance team B. They didn't make the Colorguard C.They think joining will boost self esteem which they will soon find out it just flat out embarrasses you. or D. they're whores and want dudes to look at their nasty cooch.
Amber: "Dude did you just see that cheerleader walk by?"

Ally: "Yeah i did, i wish someone would just push her off the balcony already"

Amber: "True."
by CheerHater56 January 01, 2011

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