when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the glass, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.
its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.
A Fattius Maximus, or quijibo. Usually travels in packs (i.e. with a Grummis). Children are usually scared of it, and with good reason. His large hair contains many wonders, such a boogers, wax, and often resin. If seen, do not panic, much like a t-rex, if you do not move, it can not see you.