5 definitions by Chavz

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A term for an egotistical, self-centered, rude, skeevy, cheap-ass little shit-head. Must be pronounced "SKEE - tah - lace", as opposed to a correct Spanish pronunciation.
Person1: He took the piece that I used to perform and do well with last year to ensure his own success. He even performed it exactly as I did.
Person2: What a little skitalés...
by Chavz June 21, 2007

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A bastardization of the name Alejandro. It's a name to give to any hispanic person that embodies any Mexican stereotypes, or just anyone who smells like menudo. However, this cannot be thrown around lightly. It must become the person's name. It's not a term, it's a name. It must be pronounced "Al - ee - skon - drow", as opposed to a correct Spanish pronunciation.
Hey, Alescandro. What's up?
by Chavz June 22, 2007

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Used when you don't know how to speak Spanish and need a substitute. Can also be used as an exclamation when scared or when performing a magic trick. The words can be mixed around as the user sees fit.
My gardener was mowing my lawn. I threw a shoe at him and then he was all, "A la pitalé skitalé hindalé sindalé!" and I was like, "Whatever, dude, get back to work."
by Chavz June 21, 2007

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The assorted morsels that compose hamster food.
"Diz, would you like some cran?"
by Chavz December 26, 2006

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v. - To lag behind, slack off, or do something poorly.
You're walking with some friends and one person is several feet behind the rest. One says, "Hurry up, Jose! Quit your jetlagging!"
by Chavz December 26, 2006

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