The act of getting an astronomical amount of semen and smelly, warm fecal matter upon your chest, giving the effect of potato tits.
James: Yeah me and my girl are getting kinkier by the day.
Adam: What did you two do? Potato tits or something?
Penis smacking is the art of repeatedly hitting your own penis with your, or anothers hand for pleasure. You can also use objects such as wood, spoons, whips, and maces.
Bill: My penis hurts. Andy: Why? Bill: That stupid bitch Kate started Penis Smacking me the other night with a whip!
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