An excessively hairy vagina. May also be referred to as a 'were minge
Yeah, so she dropped her panties and it just erupted with hair. I thought I was going to be swallowed whole by that lycanclunge!
A vagina that goes beyond hairy, into the realms of woodland undergrowth. Term most often applied when getting down to the nitty-gritty at night and a stray shaft of moonlight reveals the true verdant expanse of pubic hair the male must somehow penetrate without the aid of a hatchet or hedge trimmer. See lycanclunge
Well I got that giddy girl on the bed, ripped her knickers off, and was about to get it on, but as soon as the moonlight revealed that wereminge I swear I heard it howling...
Term used to describe a vagina that becomes exceedingly wet during intercourse. Word derived from the belief that the lady in question is half mermaid.
If I'd known I was going to be facing a merminge I would've brought a pair of water wings and goggles with me...