2 definitions by Charlie Chaplinass

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When a girl has a gap in her teeth so big, you can get your meat spanked with it.
Patrick: Dude I just got a Toothjob!
Chips: Sick dude! How big was the gap?
Patrick: multiply Michael Strahan's by 5 and that's how big it was.
Chips: HOLY FUCK!
by Charlie Chaplinass January 24, 2012

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When you are showering with a girl and you get out to shit. While you shit, she leans over from the shower and gives you a blumpkin while you sit on the toilet, and she remains in the shower.
Winston: Did you hear what Jayde did to Jamal?
Chaps: Na bro, what happened?
Winston: She gave him a hoover!
by Charlie Chaplinass November 03, 2011

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