21 definitions by Charlie Golf

punch the pie

The act of female masturbation. To rub/prod the female genitalia.

My boyfriend only lasts about 15 seconds so I normally have to punch the pie to get mine.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

gulley breeze

A vaginal fart or queef that a female expels from her "gulley."

Jennifer let loose with the sweetest gulley breeze when I pulled out

by Charlie Golf December 30, 2005

VLF

VLF = Vaginal Lubrication Factor

A rating system to describe the lubrication of one's vagina.

10 = Super Wet
1 = Uncomfortably Dry

Jenn's VLF was an easy 10! She calls herself the "Sexual Slip-n-Slide!

"Baby, my VLF is down to about 1. Can you grab the Astroglide so we can get busy?"

by Charlie Golf March 21, 2007

Crawfish

To try and take back what you just said. In reference to the way a crawfish swims/walks -- backwards.

Jimmy done say he wanted to titty-fuck that bitch but when he find out she be my kid sista he start crawfishin' like a muthafucka.

by Charlie Golf April 5, 2004

code

In reference to DNA-code which is delivered in the seminal medium

Sheila gives great head -- I like to shoot my code on her face.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

Out of Order

When something is SO off the hook, outta control, it should be broke.

Damn! We raise the roof of dat house last night. That party was out of order.

by Charlie Golf April 19, 2004

Get my buzz on

Female lingo for masturbating with a battery-powered vibrator.

All these yummy guys at the bar have got my juices flowing but none of them are hitting on me. I'll probably have to go home and get my buzz on.

by Charlie Golf October 2, 2007