2 definitions by Charles Worschatz

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1) a male whose commitment to nudity stops above the waist. 2) a common phenomenon among cartoon characters wherein the character is deprived of pants; see Donald Duck, Ziggy, Winnie the Pooh, etc.
I got invited to go to Burning Man this year, but was scared off by the sheer number of shirtcockers in attendance.
by Charles Worschatz July 13, 2006

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n.

A belted-out performance of a song (usually in a karaoke or other setting that involves the consumption of alcohol and encourages disinhibition) which causes reactions in others ranging from mild annoyance to painful cringing and ear-covering gestures, to desperate attempts to defenestrate (oneself or the performer), and eventually to murder-suicide.
Did you catch that horrendition of "I Will Always Love You" that Lorelai did on 'Gilmore Girls' last night? It was so painful I had to change the channel AND shoot out my television.
by Charles Worschatz May 03, 2007

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