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2 definitions by Charles R. Aber

 
1.
A policeman that can protect you from anything, even sexual predators.

Known as: Officer Crabnasty
Officer Crabnasty taught me some very special songs about keeping sexual predators away and they go like "Stop dont touch me there, this is my no no square" and "Stop hold the phone this is my no no zone"
by Charles R. Aber August 17, 2009
 
2.
A person who has a yellowish substance covering the face that makes them appear very unattractive.
That girl is so ugly, she look like a Puckleface
by Charles R. Aber August 17, 2009