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8 definitions by Charles K Darwin

 
1.
(Noun) Syn.: war of terror
The comically naive and profoundly ironic US government idea that waging a 20 year campaign of aerial bombardment, oppression and genocide against the people of a far-away country will, somehow, quell their previously fictions desire to do you harm.

Widely known to be an excuse to steal oil from and impose military bases within Iraq.

See also:
WMD
Genocide
Shock and awe
Tony B Liar
George W Bush
Hypocrisy
Irony
Autocrat
Despot
Resolution 1441
Lie
Realist 1: Have you heard, the Americans are calling their invasion of Iraq "the war on terror"?

Realist 2: Who said they don't understand irony?
by Charles K Darwin April 14, 2008
 
2.
An Internet blog site where willfully biased control freaks and chretins battle to pass off their misconceptions as encyclopaedic "truth".

Also spelled: Wackopedia
Fred: I was looking at wikipedia last night and read that George W Bush is descended from Darth Vader. Isn't that amazing!

Joe: You were looking at what? Moron.
by Charles K Darwin March 30, 2008
 
3.
1. Resembling or connected with cattle.
2. Simple, stupid.
Man, your mother is starting to look worryingly bovine.
by Charles K Darwin April 05, 2008
 
4.
Knees bent and spread widely apart, while the feet remain close together.

Derived from akimbo: A similar posture of the arms in which the hands are placed on the hips and the bent elbows point outward.
I love those photos of you lying with your legs akimbo. Will you send me some more?
by Charles K Darwin March 30, 2008
 
5.
A technique for stealing large amounts of oil from, and establishing military bases within, unfriendly countries - by killing everyone.

Pioneered by George W Bush (USA) and his sidekick Tony B Liar (UK).

Sometimes misspelled "War on Terror" synonyms include: "Shock and Awe", Terrorism and genocide
Normal person 1: We're bombing Iraqi hospitals again in the War of Terror.

Normal person 2: That should get them really angry.
by Charles K Darwin April 06, 2008
 
6.
1. (Adjective) Penguin like or relating to penguins. As vulpine for foxes, bovine for cattle, etc.

2. (Adjective) Linux like or relating to Linux.

From Spheniscidae- the penguin family.
Geek1: Did you see that article in The Register about Ubuntu beating OSX and Vista in that hacking challenge?

Geek2: You're not turning into one of those spheniscidine freetards are you?

Geek1: Quack.
by Charles K Darwin March 31, 2008
 
7.
Dr David Christopher Kelly CMG was a scientist, employee of the MoD and UN weapons inspector. Dr Kelly was murdered in 2003 by agents acting on behalf of Tony Bliar.

In 2003 Dr Kelly headed the team which produced a dossier for the Joint Intelligence Committee detailing Iraq's WMD capabilities. It was this dossier on which Prime Minister Tony Bliar based his bizarre insistence to the House of Commons that Iraq posed a threat to the UK. Mr Blair stated that he had concrete evidence that Iraq could have the capability to fire chemical or biological weapons into Britain within 45 minutes of Saddam Hussain giving the order. Mr Blair stated that the information was all contained within Dr Kelly's report but that no-one else could see it as it was classified for reasons of national security.

Incensed by the Prime Minister's gross misrepresentation of his report, Dr Kelly took the extraordinary step of publicly declaring that the report was being misquoted and the British Parliament and public were being mislead.

After making his announcement, Dr Kelly went into hiding, breaking cover only to say that "dark forces are at work" and that he feared for his family.

On the morning of 18th of June 2003 Dr Kelly was found dead.
Fred: The Hutton Inquiry has ruled that David Kelly committed suicide and that he hadn't said the things attributed to him by the media.

Bill: Bloody whitewash.
by Charles K Darwin April 06, 2008