self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.
Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.
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