The appearance given by a bad haircut.
Because Hudson started going out with a hipster chick, he decided to get a new haircut to impress her. He now looks as if he's been raped by a lawnmower.
Whole Foods-- a grocery chain known for supposedly healthy products, but more notably for extremely high prices.
We went to Whore Foods to get some beer and they wanted $20 for a six pack.
A person who possesses a face you instinctively want to punch.
With his pug nose and small, beady eyes, Taylor Lautner is a classic hitface.
One who considers himself "hip," but whose musical tastes lie entirely in the realm of what is generally considered non-abrasive to white westerners over 40.
"I like a little bit of country, a little bit of folk, reggae, blues, jazz, maybe even a little funk. I'm a shady grover, sittin' in that good ole shady grove."
Any firearm created with the specific purpose of harming human beings.
"If anybody steps on my property, I am obliged to shoot them with my murder gun because I imagine they intend to kill me no matter what they say or do," said Billy Joe Bob Ledbetter.