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5 definitions by Charles Dalmas

 
1.
Noun - 1. The degree to which something is fucked up.
2. A general state of "nothing going right" over time, whereas 1 (above) shows a specific level to which something is fucked up.
3. The level to which someone is intoxicated.
4. The degree to which something is unfair or detrimental to someone.

Fuckedupness is a noun, where as fucked up itself is an adjective.
Example for #1 above: The level of fuckedupness at the company was higher than usual.

Example for #2 above: The Bush presidency suffers from fuckedupness.

Example for #3 above: John drank so many beers his level of fuckedupness was off the Breathalyzer.

Example for #4 above: The fuckedupness of one's whole family dying in a car wreck is incalculable
by Charles Dalmas April 09, 2007
 
2.
To freak out, often in a comical manner.

Etymology: From Baal, one of the false gods of the Old Testament, and from, later, Beelzebub. First used as a synonym for freak out around 1980 in Southwestern Ontario, possibly in the area of Sarnia, a border city of some 75000 people.
Annie beelzed when she found out someone put too much tabasco in her chicken soup.

Tammy beelzed when she found out her boy friend was cheating.
by Charles Dalmas March 04, 2007
 
3.
verb, intransitive. To react or act in a highly agitated manner. To freak out. N.B. The word does not always convey a negative connotation (see examples)

beelzes, beelzed, beelzing

From the old Hebrew Baalzabub, or other Semitic etymology such as Baalzebul. The rough translation of the Hebrew is Lord of the Fly whereas the other Semitic Baalzebul translates as Lord Prince. The modern definition of the extended word Beelzebub is Satan, or the Devil.

Beelz derived from an observation that "if Beelzebub showed up, you'd really beelz out!" Since "beelz out" was already similar to freak out (see above), the out was dropped.

Etymology of the word beelz dates to the mid 1980's, possibly the late summer of 1987. The word is purported to have first been uttered in Canada, somewhere north of Detroit along Lake Huron. Possibilities include the cities of Wallaceburg, Chatham, Grand Bend, or most likely, Sarnia, the most populous of these cities.
Tammy beelzed when she found out her boy friend was cheating.

Annie beelzed when she won the lottery.

The cat beelzed when he smelled his favorite treat.

Relax, we have plenty of gas. Don't beelz!
by Charles Dalmas December 16, 2006
 
4.
Noun -

1. The degree to which something is fucked up.
2. The level to which someone is intoxicated.
3. The degree to which something is unfair or detrimental to someone.
1. After many unfair demotions, the fuckedupness at work was astounding.

2. John drank several beers that hour, driving his fuckedupness past the legal limit.

3. The fuckedupness of losing one's entire family in a car wreck is incalculable.
by Charles Dalmas April 15, 2007
 
5.
verb, intransitive. To react or act in a highly agitated manner. To freak out. N.B. The word does not always convey a negative connotation (see examples)

beelzes, beelzed, beelzing

From the old Hebrew Baalzabub, or other Semitic etymology such as Baalzebul. The rough translation of the Hebrew is Lord of the Fly whereas the other Semitic Baalzebul translates as Lord Prince. The modern definition of the extended word Beelzebub is Satan, or the Devil.

Beelz derived from an observation that "if Beelzebub showed up, you'd really beelz out!" Since "beelz out" was already similar to freak out (see above), the out was dropped.

Etymology of the word beelz dates to the mid 1980's, possibly the late summer of 1987. The word is purported to have first been uttered in Canada, somewhere north of Detroit along Lake Huron. Possibilities include the cities of Wallaceburg, Chatham, Grand Bend, or most likely, Sarnia, the most populous of these cities.
Tammy beelzed when she found out her boy friend was cheating.

Annie beelzed when she won the lottery.

The cat beelzed when he smelled his favorite treat.

Relax, we have plenty of gas. Don't beelz!
by Charles Dalmas December 13, 2006