Urban Dictionary: Author Chappy McBallsworth

2 definitions by Chappy McBallsworth

1.	Shoeshitshoe
	Form of self defense used when trying to remove shit from your shoe. Mike stepped in dogshit and performed a brilliant shoeshitshoe move trying to kick it off. buy shoeshitshoe mugs & shirts dogshit yard sausage jujitsu turd kick by Chappy McBallsworth Mar 10, 2010 add a video
2.	Yard sausage
	Fecal matter that has the audacity to lay in the yard and look like sausage. Wow, Fido dropped a huge yard sausage out back! buy yard sausage mugs & shirts turd dog turd steaming pile crap land mine by Chappy McBallsworth Mar 8, 2010 add a video