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2 definitions by Chappy McBallsworth

 
1.
Form of self defense used when trying to remove shit from your shoe.
Mike stepped in dogshit and performed a brilliant shoeshitshoe move trying to kick it off.
by Chappy McBallsworth March 10, 2010
 
2.
Fecal matter that has the audacity to lay in the yard and look like sausage.
Wow, Fido dropped a huge yard sausage out back!
by Chappy McBallsworth March 08, 2010