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5 definitions by Chambana

 
1.
1. An abnormality or blemish

2. Can be physically on a person or an object; something unusual.

3. A defect

4. A deformity

5. A mutation
After meeting his girlfriends moms for the first time and noticing the mole on her face, her turned to his lady and said "I didn't know your mom had a smiley."

The ear of corn looked good. Except one kernel had a smiley on it.

The lone hair on her breast was a definite smiley.
by Chambana July 08, 2012
 
2.
1. The hair pattern of a black person with exceptionally kinky or nappy hair where the scalp shows between the tight curls of hair. The exposed scalp is the paper route.
"Man, dude got a paper route!" Dan exclaimed as he watched a vintage Yaphet Koto movie.

'Dude got a paper route, kitchen, beedie bee's, peas AND buckshots" Bill said as everybody laughed hysterically.
by Chambana July 08, 2012
 
3.
1. To embarrass or be embarrassed

2. To humiliate

3. To treat or be treated; clowned.

4. derided
"Why do you always feel the need to put your ass in my/your mouth?" Stan replied angrily to Sharon.

"People going around putting they ass in people's mouth...this has got to stop!"

"You keep talking like that, I'm a put my ass in your/my mouth" said Jill, apparently upset with Bob's position.
by Chambana July 08, 2012
 
4.
1. A person who follows another person around.

2. A flunky

3. A yes man or woman; usually with low self esteem

4. A follower; usually a dim wit.
Brad remarked happily, "Sam is my suck out the booty." Sam was pissed off and embarrassed.

"Daaang. Dude a suck out the booty!" replied Steve after watching Tom follow Kevin around like a puppy dog.
by Chambana July 08, 2012
 
5.
1. The naps or tightly curled balls of hair on a black person's head or body.
"Dude got a head full of peas" remarked Omar after looking at Sy's nappy head.

'What's up, Peas"? Joe said to Henry. Everybody died laughing.
by Chambana July 08, 2012