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2 definitions by Chalko

The excruciating pain one experiences when shampoo meets eye.

Used to wish someone pain, but in a more civilised way.
I wish severe shampain on you next time you shower!
by Chalko January 22, 2011
A term used when hiring cheap illegal Eastern European labour.
Dude I need someone to plaster my walls, wanna head down to the dock and get a payczech?
by Chalko March 20, 2011