An action only performable by live matresses living in the swamps of the planet Sqornshellous Zeta.
"The matress flolloped around in a sympathetic manner."
Someone that you do not know, but presume is a jerk.
"Some chag drank the last soda!"
to perform an action without wearing pants.
"i posted this defenition chicago-style."
One who is a fan of David Gonterman, in either a humorous or legitimate way.
"I love Davey-kins! I'm the #1 GONTERMANIAC!"
"Gonterman is goddamned insane, and the horrid quality of his work is so bad, it doubles over into good. I think that makes me a gontermaniac."
expletive used when something expectedly bad happens
"FUCKAROONIE! holding a firecracker in your hand as it explodes DOES hurt!"
something that is the opposite of "bad" and "wrong", or Badong.
"I will stand for the opposite of Badong... gno... Gnodab!"
the act of launching an insane volley of missiles at something. derived from the game "Bangai-O"
"so 40 or so guys were swarming in on me, when i just cut loose with this bangai-o and wiped them all out."