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The act ot self-gratification using tooth-picks

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and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
Mum caught Dad watching me Estefaning
by Chad Valiant February 2, 2004
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The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.
1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?
by Chad Valiant February 2, 2004
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The Chinese altar-boy was covered in mooze
by Chad Valiant February 2, 2004
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the act of self-gratification using chop-sticks.

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and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
1) Lucy Liu is best known for her Oriental Estefaning skills.

2) Lucy Liu only scored the Charlies Angels roles because she was oriental estefaning in front of the director. While he was eating lunch.
by Chad Valiant February 2, 2004
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Useless fat KFC-eating tubs of mooze. Who rape themselves. Anally. With police issue brooms.
Guy 1: I feel like a useless tub of shit.
Guy 2: So you feel like the Deceptikornz?
Guy 1: Yes, but with less of the anal raping.
by Chad Valiant February 2, 2004
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The process entailed in the usual act of a frodo, but done at extremely high velocity. In a monster truck. Which is on fire. And travelling on ice. Wearing an extremely flamable gold lam'e dress. With both hands tied behind your back. With your scrotum. And not having a valid drivers license.
Guy 1: That guy just shot some mooze in my hair!
Guy 2: But look what he was wearing. And driving. Without a valid drivers license I might add. Dude, you've just been extreme frodo'd.
Guy 1: I'm flattered (and validated).
by Chad Valiant February 2, 2004
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Seventies slang for The act of self-gratication using toothpicks.

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and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
You kids would'nt know Doing The Gloria if it came up and smacked you in the face!
by Chad Valiant February 2, 2004
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