This midevil game is a favorite past time of the Polish people to entertain themselves on those coold lonely nights. Start by inserting index finger into rectal cavity making sure to get good brown coverage. Next wipe it on the face of 2nd participant. Participant number 2 should then in turn repeat the first step. He who hath the longest skid mark in the end wins...No pun intended. This game can also provide one with hours of non-stop entertainment if tested on unsuspecting parties.
Todds mom enjoys hours upon hours of poopy finger until ammunition runs out.