10 definitions by Chad Baker

1. noun, a fart that barely seems like fart at all, is silent, but smells like the gut dumpster behind a slaughterhouse on a hot summer's day after someone has already given you a dirty sanchez. The farter often barely recognizes that he/she has released a black pearl until they themselves are caught up in its swath of destruction. The black pearl also refers to the apparent tiny volume that the fart occupies. 1cc of black pearl gas is roughly equivalent to an equal volume of VX nerve gas in the amount of panic and terror it can create.
1. I was in a meeting today and thought I'd let a little one slip, but I totally forgot about the onion rings I had the night before...bad move, total black pearl. There was a box with my name on it when I got back to my desk.
by Chad Baker May 24, 2006
1. when your friend is having sex with two other people. originally referenced on the Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz album Crunk Juice The Remixes in the track "Menage a Trois"
1. I came home from the club at 2am and walked in on my boy and two hoes havin' a ma nigga trois on my couch...it's a good thing I have the plastic couch covers!
by Chad Baker March 16, 2006
the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce
Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.
by Chad Baker May 12, 2004

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