1. Go into a thrift store and find the dirtiest, ugliest, most unappealing outfit you can find
2. Sneak into a fancy department store
3. Dress the mannequin up in the outfit
4. Take a picture and run like hell
Kind of like the opposite of shoplifting, you're giving back to the store. I don't even know if that's illegal or not.
-Let's go dropping at Bergdorf Goodman!
-Awesome, we can use this hideous dress I found!