(a.k.a. Pipe-layin' Pete) Any guy named Pete who plunges his dick into someone's mud hole...(possibly causing a severe case of Mud Butt).
Pete: Did you ever meet Peter Pipelayer?
Marissa: No, who's that?
Pete: I'll show you. *turns her over, rips off her skirt and begins*
*30 minutes pass*
Marissa: *Wiping tears from her eyes while walking out of the bathroom*.... YOU GAVE ME MUD BUTT!!!!!!