The largest city in Ohio. Also the shittiest city in America. Home to large amounts of ghetto blacks and whites who are still unaware that sagging your pants is used when you would like to be raped. Also home to the worst sports teams in America. Most notably the Cavaliers and the Browns. Most residents of Cleveland still bitch about how LeBron James would rather play for a nice city like Miami. The only source of entertainment in Cleveland is going to the local Walmart which is also full of classless and bitching cunts who wish they had something to enjoy. The sky is also the color of a massive shit stain and the sounds of police sirens and rape drowns out any existing birds.
Cavs Fan- Fuck you LeBron!
Tourist- Do you have anything better to do then bitch and moan about how LeBron would rather win 6 championships in a classy city like Miami rather than shit-stained Cleveland?
Cleveland, at least we're not Detroit FUCK EVERYONE IN CLEVELAND, GO HEAT!