A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have
things we need
and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have
"hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer
and asshole (warmers inside them)So that
not only be hot in the superficial sense
but also in the practical sense
. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have
seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.
Driver: what's the matter Homer?
Homer: I gotta
boner ready to bust
at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach
into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."