The unwanted ejaculation
of phlegm that comes out when a sick person coughs as to clear their throat.
Yesterday at Starbucks, my minority friend Michael phlegmgasmed his mocha mucus onto the attractive barista.
The sexual act of a couple exiting their vehicle when they reach a red light and taking turns urinating on each other in the middle of an intersection before the light turns green again. Not a good idea during rush hour
After drinking their sodas, Hektor and the foreign exchange student decided to enjoy a red light shower on top of their 1978 Cutlass