Not approving a shitty definition on Urban Dictionary.
Man- This definition is terrible. And by terrible i mean it sends schockwaves of pain and hate throughout my entire being. If I could, I would somehow find the son of a bitch who wrote this definition, pull out his teeth one by one, rip off his fingernails, and drown him in a boiling vat of my piss, shit, and vomit.
Man 2- Dude, just Down Vote it.
Man- You know what, I can just live with doin that! But, to get my overwhelming thoughts of hate and malice off my mind, I'll just masturbate ferociously to pictures of myself.