A. A condition that causes people to be short of breath.
B. An excuse used by fat, lazy, smokers who really don't have asthma.
A. Bobby has asthma so he can't play soccer.
B. Paige- *Heavy Breathing* "Guys, wait...up..."
Sean- "Dude, are you okay?"
Paige- "Yeah, I just...have...asthma."
Jane- "We've walked like two feet..."
Sean- "You're just fat and lazy."
Paige- "No, I smoke..."