7 definitions by Cary The B
| 1. | Bearded Clam | ||
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Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.
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| 2. | run way | ||
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The little strip of pubic hair above the vagina. Forms a run way to the promised land While muff diving I followed th run way to the promised land.
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| 3. | sticky buns | ||
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Butt cheecks that are covered with a sticky substance, usually honey, beer, or spooge This girl I picked up passed out on my so I needed to relieve some pressure and jerked off on her rear giving her a bad case of the sticky buns.
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| 4. | Dynak | ||
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Dried crusty ejaculation residue resulting from the arousal of a pet resting on your lap-can be be a solo or group endeavor. My friend Mike came to work with Dynak on his jeans and a picture of his dogs in his wallet. The president of the company made him remove all pet pictures from his office from that day forward.
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| 5. | Cruise Weight | ||
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The maximum weight a girl can attain and still be attractive to men cruising for tail Chicks above 120 can no longer be considered "pick-upable" as they have exceeded their maximum cruise weight.
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| 6. | pitchfork | ||
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Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights. While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans
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| 7. | polish camel toe | ||
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When the material from a tight t-shirt melds to the mounds created by fat rolls on the breat, stomach or underbelly of a fat man Very few men dispaying a polish camel toe ever get to experience a real one.
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