3 definitions by Cary Granite

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A straight guy who’s so cool, smart, attractive, stylish, and cultured, that everyone thinks he’s gay. But he’s so secure in his masculinity that he doesn’t care.
Famous metrosexuals include Ewan McGregor, Damon Albarn, and Jarvis Cocker.
by Cary Granite September 29, 2005

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A gay person who has an unfounded fear of heterosexuals (as if they could catch it). Almost as stupid as a homophobe; except heterophobes can usually spell correctly.
Some gay jocks beat up some harmless straight guys for no reason. The jocks were heterophobes.
by Cary Granite September 29, 2005

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The term "Sloane Ranger" (often pluralised to just Sloanes) refers to the lifestyle of upper-middle class young women living in West London. It was coined by British author Peter York in his book the Official Sloane Ranger Handbook (co-authored with Ann Barr). The term combines "Sloane Square" (an area of London where these women would typically live or hang out) with "Lone Ranger." The term is now applied to men as well as women. Beware: it can be used as a slur.
The archetypal Sloane Ranger was Lady Diana Spencer before her marriage to Charles, Prince of Wales.
by Cary Granite October 06, 2005

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