Carve a ham!
To get a guy off by using only your foot.
I got a footy
last night under the table at Chili's!
When you have to take a shit so bad, you have to walk slow, like you are on the moon, on your way to the bathroom.
When a GIRL is taking a shit and her loved one is eating out her pussy. Basically, a reverse blumpkin.
When I was taking a poop
at work, my boss
came in the stall with me and gave me a muffkin
A sexy cute lover that has huge perfect bouncy balls
. He also has a huge dick
with a lot of gurth and he knows how to use it.
My jimmy bear totally fucked the shit out of me last night, now my uteris fuckin hurts!
Hi, I can't come into to work
today. I got the Hong Kong shits. Thanks
That chunt would not give me a fortune cookie
but still asked me for a tip!
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