Carve a ham!
To get a guy off by using only your foot.
I got a footy
last night under the table at Chili's!
When you have to take a shit so bad, you have to walk slow, like you are on the moon, on your way to the bathroom.
When a GIRL is taking a shit and her loved one is eating out her pussy. Basically, a reverse blumpkin.
When I was taking a poop
at work, my boss
came in the stall with me and gave me a muffkin
Hi, I can't come into to work
today. I got the Hong Kong shits. Thanks
A sexy cute lover that has huge perfect bouncy balls
. He also has a huge dick
with a lot of gurth and he knows how to use it.
My jimmy bear totally fucked the shit out of me last night, now my uteris fuckin hurts!
That chunt would not give me a fortune cookie
but still asked me for a tip!
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