Susie Dent is a lissome lexicographer that sits in 'Dictionary Corner' on Channel4's Countdown. She is what makes the entire show. Without Susie Dent, Countdown would be a worthless piece of sh*t.
Her super fast dictionary skills could defeat Carol Fannyman in an instant. Carol just has those stupid, flimsy pieces of cardboard, but Susie has the FULL NEW Oxford English dictionary (which she wrote herself, single-handedly).
Susie Dent: Sorry, the superlative is not in here. Bad luck. Very bad luck. Wait, I'll check again. No, it isn't here. Bad luck. Very bad luck. :(