The best teacher of all time who likes dandelion headdresses, and handing out detentions so your file becomes as thick as a bundt cake. Also if you ever don't want to write a paper you can just tell her she lost it and you get an A. Her house got robbed. And keachy poos are usually found sporting full length denim skirts correcting english papers at Penn State Football games.
Remember when we got kicked out of Keachy poo's class and then had a photo shoot with the camera on her desk, was that your idea?