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A slimy tool used in the engraving of wanton and unneeded headphones used by those of the persuasion of schizmatic doctrine. The tool is shaped like a long, spiny, demonic tail and the sliminess is a result of old yellow earwax indicative of those who can't hear well due to many years of obnoxious loud drumming during the sacred ritual of the pre-breaktime party puke. This tool erodes in the presence of hubbly or "nargilla" smoke. Used most commonly in first person shooter genres. This tool is often associated with mann.
Is that a barnette or are you just happy to see me?
by CarbonbasedBegoodforyou July 02, 2010

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