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2 definitions by Captn Ben

 
1.
a delicious butter substitute
"Would you care for a slice of bread and smegma?"
by Captn Ben October 31, 2005
 
2.
1- A load of cocksnot that has coagulated and fermented (sometimes inside of underpants) untill it has the consitency of a ball of dried glue.
1- "Whoah bitch, that better not be a jizzball on yo mattress!!!"

2- I tried to take off my boxers but they were stuck to my spicy italian sausage on account of a huge jizzball gluing them to each other.
by Captn Ben October 01, 2005