3 definitions by CaptainPants

Top Definition
A catch-all term for the millions of omnipresent magical beings that those whom lack critical thinking skills and/or suffer from delusions use to comfort themselves from the fear of death or from the responsibility for their own lives.

Coined by the admin Kramer of the 'Atheist' FaceBook page and SupportAtheism.com

See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton

Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.

Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your ass.

or

Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!
See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton

Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.

Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your a$$

or

Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!
by CaptainPants April 26, 2011
1. An angry theist espousing their pathetic rigmarole on an Atheist page.

2. Pathetic christian zealots who only feel powerful when posting hateful remarks on an Atheist page before leaving and never coming back to defend their own positions.

3. A christian philosophy follower who contradicts both good morals, ethics and everyday christian values by harrassing, insulting, offending and just plain making an arse(hole) of themself. :D

Word coined by the admin, Kramer on the 'Atheist

Facebook page.
Slaying ChrisTrolls is an enjoyable past time for Atheists.

That ChrisTroll really needs to take their head out of their ass and stop spamming me with John 3:16 in my inbox.
by CaptainPants April 08, 2011
SVT
A delicious summer - or any season drink that consists of

-A tall glass filled with ice
-A generous shot or two of Scotch
-Very Sweet Tea
- Topped with a splash of Sweet Vermouth

or - A drink consisting of Scotch, Sweet Vermouth, and Tea that was created in a moment of divine inspiration by one Jacob Kramer
Bob: Yo Jack, why is Ted passed out on the floor with a smile on his face.

Jack: Oh, he was drinking SVT's all day by the pool.
by CaptainPants April 07, 2011

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