5 definitions by CaptainGoogle

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A freakish white-skinned creature that speaks ebonics (See cracker). The best ways to deal with a wigger are to 1) put duct tape over his mouth, 2) take him for a walk to the riverside and beat him to death, 3) drive him to the ghetto, and 4) shoot him right then and there. See also fucktard.
Eek! A wigger! Kill it! Kill it!

Wiggers are such fucktards.
by CaptainGoogle January 20, 2007

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Without a doubt, the greatest nation in the world. The only people who argue this fact are stupid hicks who don't know any better.
"Dude, I wish I lived in Canada."

"Dude, I read on urbandictionary.com that Canada's civil war was a bar fight that lasted about an hour."
by CaptainGoogle January 20, 2007

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What you get when you enter the command "Make-Me-A-Sandwich" in a CAD program.
I love CAD Sandwiches, but the idea of eating raw data disgusts me.
by CaptainGoogle January 19, 2007

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An item that KoL players use on chatters who use words such as "u," "r," and "ur" in the stead of the actual word. WANGs give these n00bs 100 adventures worth of the "Wanged" effect, which fixes these abbreviations.
Dude, some n00b was annoying me with U and R, so I WANGed him.
by CaptainGoogle January 20, 2007

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A great idea devised by Ashallond for what should be in the sunken pirate chests.
The pirate's parrot kept saying "Pieces of seven of nine!"

Pieces of Seven of Nine, the 1-pound Misshapen Animal Skeleton
by CaptainGoogle January 19, 2007

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